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Badgers

Black and white bear/dog thing that is very cool, until they maul you.
by Skitster August 13, 2003
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Badgers

sturdy carnivorous burrowing mammal with strong claws widely distributed in the northern hemisphere

ie found quite often in the UK. the UK! they're viscious bastards when you piss them off. oh and some girls make badger noises during rough sex. haha.

see also bananaphone
i hit a badger at 70 down a country last night. now it's worm food
by Dijital May 22, 2004
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Dirty Badger

To be a dirty fuker,

1. to perform the sex

2.not washing

3. have really elicit fantacies
dave: i took her back to mine last night for a bit of you know what
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger

man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off
by KevinMul February 9, 2010
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uckers badders

yooo fam Shanice gives uckers badders!
by Lethal Pock August 17, 2016
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badgerbanger

A person who has sex with badgers. Probably because hunting foxes has been banned. Such person must have a hardy penis in order to deal with bonerbiting by the badger.

Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.
It is often wrongly stated that the Welsh are also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.
by Andy June 12, 2008
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Beer Badger

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.
I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!
by DouG August 6, 2003
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baddest felmale

A woman with style and shoe game and doesn't give a fuck about what people or hating bitches have to say. She's smart and has good weave. Plus, she be making her money and her pussy sweet .
Damn, that girl the baddest felmale I ever seen!
by Kraig Carter January 1, 2016
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