laying a Brick

When one takes a poo in a public place usually for comic value or on an enemy's property as a form of revenge, leaving the victem with a warm, smelly, steamy, some times wet deposit depending on what the donor had for dinner the night previous to the insodent.

John: Dude, Richie's really geting on my nerves

Geo: Try laying a brick on his shity wee flat

John: Custy M8

by heycambychad April 7, 2009

brick-slap

1. To physically slap someone with a brick, or to throw a brick at an individual.

2. To show the wanting to slap someone, mostly on the internet.

1. I brick-slapped someone trying to steal my purse.

2. I brick-slapped a spammer on a website.

by a brick-slapper November 23, 2013

Pocket Brick

A stealthy attack, often used as a distraction. For when pocket sand just doesn't do the trick!

"That bitch just kept coming, so I had to resort to the Pocket Brick"

by zoexakiza January 29, 2022

brick rolling

updating the firmware of a router to an mp3 file of Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up during a session of wardriving.

Brick Rolling
Found Network: Linksys > 192.168.1.1 > admin > update firmware > lulz

by Tobbs1 May 21, 2009

brick agent

FBI agent of the lowest rank

- Wow, he works for the FBI?
- Well, he is just a brick agent.

by saramar77 October 15, 2017

Baby brick

A quarter pound

I just bought a baby brick & im about to flip it

by QueenGeeba July 6, 2016

Bag of bricks

it means dead weight, you bring no value

You ain't nothing but a bag of bricks!

by Lady_Mega September 22, 2020