batsplaining

Bat goes on a rant about a topic unrelated to the current conversation. For example, if you are talking about a santa costume you want her to wear, she might go on a whole rant about how the color red promotes fertility.

Morty: "Hi Bat, are you gonna wear that beard for the santa costume?"

Bat: "Beards have long been associated with wisdom and intelligence, and many great thinkers throughout history have sported impressive facial hair. But did you know that beards may also be related to the space-time continuum? According to recent studies, the gravitational pull of a beard can actually warp the fabric of space and time, creating distortions in the nearby area. But enough about the scientific properties of beards - let's talk about how to cook soup. Soup is a versatile and satisfying meal that can be made with a wide variety of ingredients. To make soup, you will need a large pot and some basic cooking tools, such as a knife, cutting board, and stirring spoon. "

Her whole twitch chat: "she's batsplaining again"

by MortyCo December 13, 2022

Batshit Crazy

Being batshit crazy is when you do something stupid like say a racial slur on twitch catholic streams

Synonyms: Dumbass, SPED, Doofus, Idiot, Meowbahh, Dream Stan, Dumb

Yo, Little Timmy assaulted a cop with a rusty metal Twinkie!!!
Nah bro he’s Batshit Crazy

by GoroMK1 February 25, 2023

Rank beats

Music that is well-known for its use while deficating. Good shit-taking music dude.

Until Paul had turned on the rank beats, he was having a little difficulty taking a dooper.

by Stevie Y November 10, 2004

catch beats

to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.

"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"

by IsItThough May 18, 2009

synq bats hairline

A YouTuber who desperately tries to copy iDubbbzTV by having one of the worst hair lines ever to exist. I mean seriously, I'm pretty sure you could see his fore head from outer space.

Writing this so I can tell my friend SynQ Bat to search it. :)

"Damn, your moms legs were spread so wide open, You might as well have called it SynQ Bats hairline!"

by T0@$ty March 8, 2017

Tabitha Boas

Someone who fucks your baby daddy while you pregnant. Cheats all the time. Has no friends, and is fake af. Don't go near a Tabitha Boas.

"Hey, you see her?"
"Yeah."
"She's such a Tabitha Boas, don't let her near your man."

by Supertotallynotyoursister April 23, 2020

Chilled Bats

Chilled bats are a group of fat and ugly homosexuals that plague the world by being extremely smelly.

Hey those are Chilled Bats. I know I hate those dumbasses

by Mickeyplay Mihaa November 24, 2022