Nut badger 

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

Nut badger by BoomerTank May 18, 2017

closet bangers

Two people that are having intercourse at work and trying to hide it.

Did you hear about the boss and the chick in accounting?

Yeah they are closet bangers.

closet bangers by Azmodeus July 6, 2017

rainbow baggers 

Mike Pence's personal gay conversion therapy squad, named for the rainbow bags they put on people's heads when they kidnap them.

I heard the Rainbow Baggers got Joey!

rainbow baggers by Kite00 January 24, 2018

Bloody Badger 

Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.

Well bugger me gently, that Bloody Badger let all those good lookin' roosters go!

Bloody Badger by Aussiebloke80 October 4, 2018

Pit badger 

A women that hangs out at the Friday night dirt track traces and roams the pits staring down all the sexy racer. Usually doinks the man after his best top finish of 3rd place. Claims she changes her oil and put air in her own tires... first husband was her cousin, dad always told her “you fuck like mom”

Jimbo, you see that fine 9 finger pit badger I snatched?

Pit badger by Devro November 6, 2018

Rusty Badger 

A sexual act where the male pulls out during sex and inserts into the female anus and then reinserts the poo covered penis into the female vagina.

I’m in a really weird mood, let’s do a rusty badger

Rusty Badger by CrazyFecker March 1, 2019

cranky badger 

When a brunette gets cum in her hair and isn't happy about it.

Yeah I came all over her face, she was a cranky badger afterwards...

cranky badger by Kropotkin92 April 25, 2021