by Lordpoee March 02, 2004
When a baby is conceived by semen picked up off of the carpet. Often done by the "scooting method" where the male ejaculates onto the carpet and then the female scoots her vagina across the semen-covered area.
Ethan's insecurities arose upon the discovery that he himself was a carpet baby.
Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
by bobsagetlover1 August 10, 2010
by CeresBrielle November 05, 2008
these are girls that can only be found once in a lifetime and are like rare roses just waiting to be picked up. They are perfect from every angle and are loved with great satisfaction.
by BABY BRY July 04, 2005
by ithildhelma November 06, 2007
by cornandhash February 01, 2011
A president who encourages stalin like tactics against his own people using authoritarian type force on unarmed people to further incite rioting then hides in a bomb proof bunker like a coward.
by LUNCHBOX77 June 05, 2020