the awklub

a group of 13 crusty crusty emos who started an innocent instagram groupchat but instead turned into a sadistic cult sacrificing ground for gossip, new music, melancholic venting, and other various topics.

hey! you should join the awklub!

by xofiatp May 3, 2018

Mike Awkburns

a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it

me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021

Awkward Cease Convo

A word or phrase used that abruptly ends the conversation and is difficult (or impossible) to recover conversation from afterward.

Steve:Yeah I thought the Patriots did well last week

John: Totally but I'm not sure Welker can make up for it

Steve: One time my uncle played football.

John: *sigh* you Awkward Cease Convo -ing sonuvabitch

by SenorCardgage August 17, 2009

Awkfactory

A person who generates awkwardness with the speed and efficiency of an assembly-line of factory workers.

"Oh my god, Susan is such an awkfactory...especially when she's drunk. The other night she spent the whole party trying to setup my friend and his ex. It was bad."

by BBSC December 12, 2009

Awkwardpoppers

While seated and driving a car, passing gas in a fashion that prohibits normal expulsion between the buttocks, all the while re-routing the gas between the scrotum and inner thigh resulting in an awkwardly loud popping sound emitted within the upper right or left pubic region, usually resulting in an awkward silence between both driver and passenger.

"My girlfriend's boring conversation came to a screeching halt when I let loose some muffled awkwardpoppers at the red light."

by PavlousThe Great March 25, 2010

awkward add

when a facebook friend request is confirmed just so things don't become awkward between two people.

Guy1: Well it took two weeks but that cute chick at work finally added me on facebook. She totally wants me.
Guy2: Dude, your full of shit. I bet it was an awkward add.

Girl1: UGH! My creepy boss from work added me on facebook. If i deny it things will get awkward. I can't believe I have to add this guy.

by frapelz June 25, 2010

Awkward First

Using a guy/girl that you don't like to get your 1st kiss, 1st make out, and/or 1st relationship over with. Gets you past all the "Awkward Firsts" so you have confidence and experience for the one(s) you do like.

yeah i'm going out with Josh Friday. I don't like him I just want him to be my awkward first.

by stellarheart557 January 13, 2011