froggit moment

A moment of great perversion, typically either forbidden or related to crime

holy shit the police had to respond to like, 5 froggit moments today

by XMonsun June 18, 2020

Mj moment

When a person such as Mj, will refuse to play with the boys and would rather call a girl for hours on end.

Justin: "Lets play GTA V later tonight"
Mj: "Nah not today, just sayin"
Peter: "Mj moment right here"

by wife beater 9000 June 27, 2021

One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

Alex moment

When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.

Real Alex moment right there

by ISRY November 9, 2020

Bleech Moment

When a faggot spams trap hentai only then to pin it as a joke in a poor attempt to hide his crippling hentai addiction.

I hate this sever
Did someone post hentai in general?
Yes
That's a bleech moment ™

by Gamercord November 7, 2020

Safyan Moment

A safyan moment is when someone says something relating to hating on women for no apparent reason expect for when one woman did something such as losing interest and feeling like they're all the same in result.

Markus - "D.T.B man :("
Nicolas - "Safyan Moment bruh"

by infamously69 February 7, 2021

Muffin moment

n/ A sudden yet undeniable craving for a blueberry muffin.

Jackie went into the kitchen when she suddenly had a muffin moment.

by Nickjken March 29, 2020