Squirly Astronaut

A mixed drink inspired by the epic journey of the Astronaut.

Taking a glass you mix.

1 Part Vodka

2 Parts Pom Juice

1 Part Redbull

1 Tablet of Airborne

A Dash of Freshly Chopped Basil

Shake, then ad ice to chill.

Get ready for a ride!

Bartender could I please get one "Squirly Astronaut" Im feeling awfully edgy tonight.

Whoa I almost hit that bear! Lets go to our favorite bar and order a "Squirly Astronaut".

Snap dog I want a "Squirly Astronaut"!

by A Man of Few Words November 25, 2010

Dick Astronaut

Phrase coined by Philip Defranco.

1. One who boldly sticks his dick in new and adventurous places.
2. One who engages in anal sex.

James: We all know that one guy who's tried anal sex, right?
Patrick: I imagine that guy has to feel like a dick astronaut, he's gone where few men have gone before.

by Aldridge517 March 12, 2013

Ciel astre phantomhive

Married to arthur phantomhive but recently divorced in 2022
Has one child named rosary

Is the vampire lord and demon king
Birthday is march first 1916
Co-owner of phantomhive estate

Lord ciel astre phantomhive has a very large mansion

by Sir re Phantomhive October 15, 2022

Pull an Astray

To "Pull an Astray" is to masturbate 24/7

I want to shoot something in apb, don't Pull an Astray guys

by Duskspeed October 6, 2011

astronaut

Someone who is amazing in bed (sex).

God, that man is an astronaut!

by Jaline January 28, 2005

Astroworld

A satanic ritual held by Travis Scott, who can stop a concert for his shoe, but not for people being suffocated and dropping dead.

1: Did you go to Astroworld?
2: Yes, that shit was crazy! There were people dropping dead everywhere; Travis Scott was harvesting their souls and the crowd’s energy.
1: Boycott Travis Scott 2021!!!!

by Fuck Travis Scott November 14, 2021

astrid

a SUPER big booty, also super tan.

damn, she has an astrid butt!

by dfgzfdghhjdgh January 12, 2008