Heino-Autism

An extremely high autism level, and it's very rare.

Doctor: he might have Heino-Autism
Patient: HURR DURRRH!
Jakobs mom: God Dammit...

by Bamsefar69 January 27, 2018

butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018

event autism

The specific, oddly focused mindset that takes over an MMO player during in-game limited time events, often resulting in them shunning all game content in order to just play the event and grind out every last drop of that time limited content. Also applies to mobile format games which mirror the limited time event model.

Man, I'd love to hit up the new raid, but I'm in total Event Autism mode here, I need to grind out the Summer dailies on my alts then get a few hundred more tokens to get that next cosmetic before I can call it quits for the day.

by Boabby the barman September 12, 2018

Righteous Autism

A form of autism which contains only it's most advantageous qualities.

With Al's righteous autism he was able to manage 5 wives and his job.

by BenAllan November 3, 2018

Spicy Autism

A person with spicy autism is spicy and autistic.

viztec has spicy autism

by breadn't May 28, 2019

mexican autism

I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>

I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism

by Antony C December 1, 2020

Tangible Autism

Autism that can be measured and scaled physically.

Edwin: I just finished writing my 100 page thesis on why MLP is the most influential

Kelly: That's 100 pages of tangible autism

by Mokey Mouse April 15, 2021