alaskan pummelknuckle

A difficult and hard to maneuver sex move a man performs during doggystyle sex by thrusting balls-deep into the female and then punching her asscheeks until they're either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her breasts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and might be unconscious.

Dirty Dick: Yo my man! I gave the girlfriend the ALASKAN PUMMELKNUCKLE last night!

Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!

by FartFucker69 June 26, 2017

Alaskan Deadlift

Act performed by either a straight, bi-sexual, lesbian, or gay male/female. When either you or your partner are lying on their back and the other person straddles them and inserts the other’s penis or strap-on into their anus. The person on their back then tightens their core muscles, holding their body as straight as possible, acting as a barbell, while simultaneously the other person places their hands on their sides and clenches their anus then stands in an attempt to lift the other up while using perfect dead lift form.

If performed individually, a large dildo could be routed thru an Olympic weight so said dildo is pointed up. The dildo is inserted into the anus, while keeping back straight, clench anus, and stand in an attempt to lift the weight.

“The gym was closed again for COVID, so I had to go to Josh and Dave’s house to do some Alaskan Deadlift.”

by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020

Alaskan snow dragon

When a girl is sucking u off and you coom in her mouth, as you coom you scream “I HAVE (any std here)” and close hold her mouth closed. the shock of that sentence you just shouted will cause the coom to fly out of her nose like a dragon’s smoke.

I gave ur mum the Alaskan snow dragon

by Shit.head November 3, 2021

Alaskan Pacifier

The intimate act of a taking a breast, placing the nipple into their partner(s) mouth(s), much like a pacifier, and smothering the entire face with the rest of the breast. Therefore soothing one’s troubled soul, while warming the face, with a titty.

When she pinned me down with an ALASKAN PACIFIER, I knew my winters would never be the same.

by ShoGun StickxG June 12, 2022

The Alaskan Diamond Cleaner

A girl gives a guy a mouthski(blow job) whilst having the candy, pop rocks, in her mouth.

The Alaskan Diamond Cleaner is BO$$

by Hugh__Jass January 30, 2010

Extreme Alaskan Bobsledding

The act of knocking your partner unconscious during intercourse, then you proceed to ride then off the roof of your house into a pool.

Jim: Hey babe, you ready for the Extreme Alaskan Bobsledding?
Jane: Sure, but try to take it easy, I don't want to tear my back up that much this time.
Jim: Well you don't have a choice, because your going to be unconscious
Jane: Fuck

by MR. Stanky September 20, 2017

alaskan foot race

when in the brief moments of post-ejaculation, you begin punching your female partner in the face and yelling "GO" until she proceeds to get up and run for her life.

man: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO (one punch per word)
woman: OMFG STOP PLEASE OMG YOU'RE A MONSTER
man: ITS THE ALASKAN FOOT RACE BITCH RUN

by flippzies July 7, 2011