ALAC

Act like a clown

You r an alac when you:
1)behave a like clown,
2)act like you know,
3)annoy ppl like a piece of sh*t
4)Dun understand the meaning of the word f*ck off

Hey, i saw an ALAC hitting on ya girl.

Jin is such an ALAC. He gives you tt 'i m so cool' look without knowing there is shit on his pants.

by Sp r e a d January 28, 2008

Alabama Swamp Drops

A massive case of diarrhea in which after going poop there is no way to wipe up all of the remaining fecal matter- thus, the subsequent remainder mixes with butt sweat to create a swamp like atmosphere in your underwear. The drops usually keep excreting in a slow ooze-like fashion for several hours. Someone that has the Alabama Swamp Drops might find themselves wandering to the bathroom several times per hour just to wipe. Severe cases have been known to spread from undergarments to outer garments in a stinky liquid filled brown mess.

After eating the chorizo burrito, I had the Alabama Swamp Drops for days. That shit just kept slowly oozing out of me.

I've gone to the restroom three times in the last half hour just to wipe. Damn! I've got the Alabama Swamp Drops!

by Rehnquist Silverfox October 28, 2011

Baja Alabama

The geographic region South of Alabama; Northwest Florida Panhandle.

Bubba didn't care for the anthropology Professor's implication that offspring born to natives of Baja Alabama often didn't have the benefit of married parents...what did he know?...his parents was kin before he was born.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003

Alabama Snacky Smore

A twist on the Alabama Steamroller. When a chick puts marshmallows, chocolate syrup and graham crackers in her pussy. Once the marshmallows are nice and melty, the dude bangs her ... making sure to take time to feed the treat laden cock to her.

Bill: I was sitting around last night with some marshmallows, chocolate syrup and some graham crackers and was looking for something to do.

Ted: Did you call up Nicole and give her the Alabama Snacky Smore?

Bill: High-five! It was very nice!

by lenugent October 27, 2006

alabama hotpocket

shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.

by dildo machine June 21, 2006

Alabamy Sand Castle

When during an anal sex creampie, you carry her to the kitty litter box with your dick still inside of her anus and then have her cum-fart into the catbox for the cat to bury.

I gave this girl an ALABAMA SAND CASTLE last week, her cat hid the pie in the castle. She's gettin' the ol' alabamy sand castle after we get cat litter.

by barkingspider September 26, 2011

Alabama Chocolate Milkshake

When a group of horny, gay, black men get together and have an orgy. Usually containing around 60 individuals.

Boy 1- "What's going on in that house?"
Boy 2- "Crap I think it's an Alabama Chocolate Milkshake"
Boy 1- "Shit, run!"

by 5dorra October 14, 2016