Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag

Job: I heard Tina and her boyfriend stopped through Texas on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion

by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021

mislead abortion

When your mom didn't fucking want you but your bitchass still came out ugly as shit and everything ... fucking Andrea

Because of your moms mislead abortion your bitchass was born

by Juan el guapo November 24, 2016

Abortion

What should have happened to your dumbass.

Lisa: "The doctor told me my baby will grow up to be a moronic asshole"
Sarah: "Oh my god you need to get an abortion!"

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Abortion

A procedure used by stupid sluts who take dick all day even though they don't want kids

The dumb slut has had 97 abortions in the last year because she doesn't want to take pills or use condoms. What a dumb whore.

by Doozer85 July 1, 2022

Organic abortion

Any abortion caused by natural events, ie sitting in a hot spring while pregnant

Karen had an organic abortion, a tornado took her baby.

by LadyJoints May 25, 2019

Failed Abortion

A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.

They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.

Bill: Hey, do you see that kid playing Among Us?
Jimothy: Yeah, he's a failed abortion.

by epicfortniteamogusgamer3400 May 3, 2022

Abortion loser

An abortion loser is somebody that is a push over, some sort of person with no brain whom cannot make the decisions for them self. An abortion loser cannot find one relative in the whole entire 50 states to help them care for one child? An abortion loser feeds the devil and gets rid of innocent bloooooooddddddddddddd

There are some abortion losers in my family.

by Alex phoenix September 27, 2023