Abortion

The best thing ever done to avoid having your husband leave you for the milk AND being stuck with a burden for almost 20 years

Woman: I secretly got an abortion

Woman 2:WHAT?! why?

woman 1: cause i hate children, and i dont want my husband to leave me the second he sees my big belly

by 4lgjheiorjklerhe December 14, 2023

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tv abortion

A miscarriage experienced by a TV character.

On The Conners, Darlene's daughter Harris had a TV abortion because an elective abortion would hve offended many viewers.

by Chunks the Dog March 2, 2023

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canadian abortion

When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.

Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.

Problem solved.

by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024

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China Abortion

When a man is uppercut in the testicles with enough force to castrate him.

Bro if you keep being frisky I might have to give you a China Abortion

I finna boutta China Abort his ass

by Choukey February 17, 2020

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Abortion

What should have happened to your dumbass.

Lisa: "The doctor told me my baby will grow up to be a moronic asshole"
Sarah: "Oh my god you need to get an abortion!"

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

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A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.

They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.

Bill: Hey, do you see that kid playing Among Us?
Jimothy: Yeah, he's a failed abortion.

by epicfortniteamogusgamer3400 May 3, 2022

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