The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.
Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.
Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
Person 2: I don't know, man.
Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025
Get the Abortion Jockey mug.When someone is such a piece of shit that they make you wish they were aborted, because your life would be better without them, and the world would be a better place without them.
When you can't think of any "leaders" who aren't living, breathing, walking, and talking abortion advertisements, you know it's time to change countries.
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
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Instead of people being forced to throw the jelly bean away into the night, they can turn the jellybean into raw human capital and it become a powerful way for society to achieve UBI
"Man I been working with the Abortion Slaves all week smh"
"Just cause u an Abortion Slave dont mean u cant be a doctor!!! u just wont get no money haha"
"Just cause u an Abortion Slave dont mean u cant be a doctor!!! u just wont get no money haha"
by flanboughtmysextape September 12, 2025
Get the Abortion Slave mug.My stance on abortion is the same. I called out progressives for conflating "life saving procedures" with "elective procedures" and now that the abortions are no longer protected under Roe v Wade women are dying EXPLICITLY BECAUSE doctors are hesitant and overly tentative to preform any procedure that could constitute "An abortion"
Hym "So my abortion position is that same as it has always been. That I don't believe you have an explicit 'right to get an abortion' but it would fall under the protection of your 14th or 9th amendment rights. But additionally, I also criticized progressives conflation of 'abortion' with 'healthcare.' Stating that when we talk about abortion we are usually talking about an elective procedure and NOT ectopic pregnancy or some kind of pregnancy complications."
by Hym Iam December 6, 2025
Get the Abortion mug.An abortion with the intention of getting immediately pregnant again by another man, usually the husband. The aborted babies life is exchanged for the life of another baby that could not otherwise exist, thus diminishing the psychological damage of an abortion.
"My wife cheated on me and got pregnant so we agreed on having a sacred abortion."
"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."
"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."
by NAROVA September 6, 2013
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Steve: Is it true you fucked Eve last night?
Adam: Yeah dude, we totally had a reverse abortion! Which was kinda weird, since Eve had like, a real abortion just last week.
Adam: Yeah dude, we totally had a reverse abortion! Which was kinda weird, since Eve had like, a real abortion just last week.
by hoaaaaag June 29, 2016
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