Willy Attack

When one approaches an unsuspecting sat or laid down person, jumps on top and vigorously thrusts their flaccid penis in their face.

For maximum effect, it is repeated for at least three seconds or until a disgusted facial expression appears on the victims face.

Laura thoroughly enjoys Ben performing a willy attack.

by tim butter works October 14, 2011

Giggle Attack

A violent and plural form of the "giggles." Symptoms include the inability to cease laughter, a red face, uncontrollable body shaking, and gas.

"What's that smell?"
"Sorry mayne, I can't control myself. I was just thinking about a joke I heard the other day and I had a giggle attack."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

Tud Attack

When you take a shit, an when you take the shit, Fart gases come out your ass hole causing your toilet to look like World War 2.

Oh my god.!, you juss had a tud attack in the bathroom an didnt clean it up.!!

by EbonyBitch300 January 16, 2010

fart attack

When one attacks another with farts.

1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

Sack Attack

a death blow to the male genital area; can be done with one person or a group, results are painful and funny.

I'm friggin' sterile thanks to the guys giving a sack attack.

by shiesty February 9, 2003

black attack

When anyone of any race (but it works better when they're black) has an immediate outburst of pure ghettoness because of something just said, seen, or heard.

WHITE GIRL: I know you're just jealous of me. It's okay though.
BLACK GIRL: WHAT!?!? WHAT!?!? WATCHU SAY!?!?
A DIFFERENT BLACK GIRL: OH SNAP!! SHE GONE HAVE A BLACK ATTACK NOW!! EVERYBODY RUN!!

by BESTIE!! September 9, 2010

Crap Attacked

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.

While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009