cheese factor

The ammount of meaningful information that comes out of a guys mouth compared to the ammount of stupid-ass shit that comes out of it.

girl 1: "Kyle's cheese factor has gone up recently"
girl 2: "yeah. Yesterday he made a joke about my breasts and tole me to "chill""

by <3s cheese May 9, 2004

cheese factor

Describing or comparing how much money one has.

My cheese factor will help me make my decision if im going out tonight or not.

by Joseph May 8, 2004

The X-FACTOR

A Man among us who is extrmely jacked, ripped, famous, athletic, and a ladies man. Often refered to as Pax, Paxinator, the man, the myth, and/or legend.

Hot Lady- "Oh my gosh look at that handsome, ripped man over there. What do You Call that work of art?"

Pirate- "The X-Factor is what I call that fine gentleman."

Hot Lady- "Well I do wish i can have an X-Factor."

Pirate- "Sorry Lady...he's taken."

by P-Pirate April 28, 2008

Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000

Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below

If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser

But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.

Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.

by jake April 1, 2005

iPhone Dump Factor

Adding an extra 10-12 minutes to the standard bathroom "sit-down" time of an iPhone user.

-Man, can we leave now? Steve's been in the shitter for 25 minutes.

-What do you expect? Add the iPhone Dump Factor. He'll be farming for another 15.

by Doctor Ew October 21, 2010

wicked factor five

the optimum level of wickedness on the wicked factor scale, usually accompanied by a showing of five fingers

look at this, its heavy wicked factor five and that

by S.E.A.N January 12, 2007

dork factor

someone who's appeal lies in their dorkiness.

"His dork factor is off the hook!"

by KathyD September 15, 2006