A yard ape is similar to a porch monkey in that both are niggers and dumber than shit. The difference is that a Yard Ape is attatched to enough chain that it allows them to get off the porch and get in the yard, usually to shit.
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Go Ape is a high wire, tree top assault course. The company has 26 courses nationwide including the country's longest zip wire: 426m at the course in Aberfoyle, Stirlingshire.
The Go Ape experience gets the adrenalin pumping, gets people out of their comfort zones and above all, it’s just great fun.
by Go Ape Tribe February 1, 2010
Get the Go Ape mug.They have been known to wander desperately in need for affection from swamp rats. Due to the season when mating calls, Skunk Apes tend to follow their gut instincts by releasing the powerful odor to attract females. If you are seen when the Skunk Ape is releasing it's odors it might mistaken you for a mate. To defend yourself, you must place acorns in your nostrils to distract the beast, lay down in the fetal position, and think of Disney World. The Skunk Ape will proceed without showing interest to your mental breakdown.
P.S. - Skunk Apes are dangerous.
P.S. - Skunk Apes are dangerous.
by erkawot March 22, 2009
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Person 1:....and i can do a Golden Ape.
Person 2: What a Golden Ape?
person 1: If you have to ask you cant afford it.
Person 2: What a Golden Ape?
person 1: If you have to ask you cant afford it.
by Frostown January 25, 2009
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by clothing expert October 23, 2008
Get the Bathing Ape mug.A deck ape is the term used in the Navy for an undesignated seaman, NOT a Boatswain's Mate.
Boatswain's Mate is an actual RATE what other branches call an MOS (Military Occupational Specialty). Undesignated seamen are the non rated losers E-3 and below that work for the Boatswain's Mates.
I do feel the need that Boatswain's Mates do start off as Deck apes who train on the job, since their is no "A" School for their rate. Why would those imbeciles need a school? You don't need a class for paint chipping. So a Boatswain's Mate is a former deck ape on a power trip.
Boatswain's Mate is an actual RATE what other branches call an MOS (Military Occupational Specialty). Undesignated seamen are the non rated losers E-3 and below that work for the Boatswain's Mates.
I do feel the need that Boatswain's Mates do start off as Deck apes who train on the job, since their is no "A" School for their rate. Why would those imbeciles need a school? You don't need a class for paint chipping. So a Boatswain's Mate is a former deck ape on a power trip.
I had to work with that fucking Deck ape for three months when I was mess cranking, what a worthless piece of shit!
by Righter of Wrongs May 24, 2009
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