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Free to Play

When a game is, self explainatory, free to play. Generally F2P (abberiviation) games have a Free mode, and a Premium mode, which costs money but has benefits over Free mode. Games that do not have a Premium mode are supported by DLC (such as Team Fortress 2) and might have more benefits just for buying DLC.

F2P games with a premium mode generally create elitest groups from premium players which insult F2P gamers, thinking money buys them skill, and writing off F2P gamer comments as invalid. I've seen one instance of someone suggesting to make a game with a Free mode, Premium, and Pro mode, have Free mode removed and make the game pay to play. (game was Quake Live)

Free to Play can be the answer for those who want games for free and do not want to resort to pirating.
Paragraph 1 Example:

Gamer 1: Wanna play Team Fortress 2?

Gamer 2: Nah, I'm on a strict budget. No game buying for me. Unless I can pirate it.

Gamer 1: Nah, bro! TF2 is Free to Play! Just download it off of Steam and get on my server!

Gamer 2: I'd love to, but I don't have Steam.

Gamer 1: Remind me why we still hang out with each other?

Paragraph 2 Example1:

Playomatic: Hey, how do I get the minigun? I've been searching for it, but I can't unlock it.

PremiPro: lol u cant unlock it by playing u must buy it u cheap n00b lol

Example 2:

<Member> The_New_Guy: I'm new here, so I was wondering if there was any servers I could join?

<Pro> xXPrO_fTwXx: wtf is he tring to say? i dont spek f2p-n00b.

Example 3:

dAWinAr: hello, i was wondering if we could remove the f2p scum from our respectable community by requiring players to pay the monthly premium fee to play this game. that would remove the n00bs and make us pros the only ones.

Gamerator: yesh, thats wold let us winars have betr servrs and take away da f2p players who cant play

Respectable_John: This post was removed by the topic poster

<Moderator> The_Blade_of_Fury: Locked, we don't want to remove the Free mode, as that would drive away gamers.

Topic locked. You may not post here.
by UltraGamer902 August 31, 2012
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Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.
Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
by Magooo May 14, 2021
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free canoe

Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.
Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!
by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017
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Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.
Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
by Bordchef May 24, 2013
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Gerber-free

He/She's single, attractive, educated, and Gerber-free!
by Bornscorpion October 6, 2011
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Free-Pee

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.
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Free Donges

A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.

NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....
Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!
by $ie July 16, 2008
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