january 13

the day all clowns and idiots are born

lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass

by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 12, 2019

November 13

it’s the day to kick your friend if their name starts with M, V, L, A, and P

me: *kicks my friend*

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: what the fuck, dude ?

me: it’s November 13th, dumbass.

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: shit.

by penisdestroyer111111 November 9, 2019

Dec 13

Dec 13, hold a random kids hand at ur school

Dec 13 from tiktok

by ThisBoomerNeedSomeMilk December 12, 2019

July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er

“It’s Elijahs birthday”
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”

by that ni66a October 20, 2019

13. December

National fuck your girlfriend day

boy: lets fuck
girl: why?
boy: cause it's 13. december

by Sak milos ne? December 13, 2021

Apollo 13

1) The "successful accident" that took place on April 11, 1970 thru April 17 1970 where astronauts Jim Lovell, Fred Haise, and Jack Swigert had to jurry rig their Apollo spacecraft, using the LEM as a "life boat" after an explosion broke one of the oxygen tanks during liftoff

2) Similar to winging it, but you have at least some idea of what you're doing. "Pulling an Apollo 13"

1) Houston, we have a problem

2) Fuck, I forgot to study for the test. I'll just flip through my notes and pull an Apollo 13...

by icantthinkofausername777 March 12, 2020

November 13

It’s is the day when the gummy bear album is supposed to drop!

Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th with lots of music videos and extras.

by LilWeWe100 May 28, 2020