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The Second Day After Never

Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)
Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?

A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.
by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011
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show your bra after mardi gras

The day after Mardi Gras instead of showing your boobs you show your bra.
Hey! What’s your bra color? Show your bra after Mardi Gras!
by Sarah Olson February 14, 2018
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Get after it

(v.) 1. To exert a great deal of effort in pursuance of some worthy goal 2. To perform coitus in a manner satisfactory to both (or all) parties involved
"Get after it dude!"

"Sorry man, I can't go to the hookah bar tonight, I've got to get after it with my girlfriend."
by Dareh Meyod August 12, 2009
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lincoln park after dark

the hottest nail polish. i dont care if everyone and their mother is sporting it. Some peeps wear black nails, that's not as hot as LPAD but I'll let it slide...
Guy: Damn, you're hot.
Me: I know, its my lincoln park after dark nails...
by mar cor January 10, 2008
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Urban Dictionary After Dark

The cleaner, SFW portion of urban dictionary. Most sites after dark is the more mature side, but here after dark is the clean side.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Urban Dictionary after dark
Guy 2: No, what is it?
Guy 3: It's the sfw portion of Urban Dictionary
by fieldss October 31, 2012
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Morning after POO

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.
ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.
by timofo February 18, 2009
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happily never after

The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial
by dhdu hf June 27, 2014
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