clutch nut

When your nuts hurt from pushing in a clutch pedal all day.

(walks into house after trucking all day) Wife-why are you constantly grabbing your balls!? Husband-ive been trucking all day and I've got a bad case of clutch nut!

by Racer89 July 30, 2019

a weird nut

When there is absolutely no sexual connection. Whatsoever. But a motherfucka just HAASS to get their nut in. Even though it is not satisfying in any way, shape, or form. Resulting in sadness & regret from both parties.

Yo I was fucking this bitch & it was a weird nut bro.

by Nsteezie November 5, 2019

No Nut Kenya

An intense, life-changing experience when you and your mates go to Africa and are not allowed to masturbate for the duration of your stay.

Mate: "How you feeling man?"
Me: "Yeah, good, but I'm struggling with No Nut Kenya."
Mate: "I heard Jono's already failed."
Me: "Nah, he failed on the plane trip passing over Saudi Arabia."

by failedinsaudiarabia November 6, 2019

No Nut November

When a small dick white don’t jerk off for a month

Jacky’s dick got smaller because he didn’t have sex/jack off he failed No Nut November

by Bocukf68 November 7, 2019

National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut

Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!

by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019

Cute Sneaky Nuts

The worst group chat in the world. Full of annoying parxies.

I blocked Cute Sneaky Nuts months ago!

by frootdick November 9, 2019

Nut

A food from a tree. Stop looking up Nut you pervs. You know the bible app is free!

The Squirrel ate the nut.

by ThiccRicc November 11, 2019