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Right Around on Red

Utilizing the center or even leftmost lane to execute a right on red when the rightmost lane is occupied by a driver intending on going straight (or too timid to execute a legal right on red.)
Mike - "Look at that moron in the right lane. Two perfectly open lanes to choose from and he is camping out in our way."

Me - "No problemo Mike, I'll just use this here center land and go right around him - the Right Around on Red."

Mike - "You are Batman."
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Recycle Bin Red Handed 

Discovering what should not have been found after a very poor attempt of deleting so called evidence...

Term related to a computer technophobe who actually thinks clicking delete on an incriminating photo, video, document or other actually got rid of it...
Jane... No, That never happened. You can check through my photos & videos if you like!

Joe... Yeah, I know, I already did that...and caught you Recycle Bin Red Handed! You dumbass...

Jane... but I deleted it...?

Jim... Yes, so you did...which makes it worse!

Jane... eh?

Jim... My point exactly!
Recycle Bin Red Handed by Schnoopy November 9, 2011
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Rip snortin' red 

When something is very brightly colored red. Usually refers to someone who is very badly sun burnt.
"That idiot didn't put on any sunscreen all day and now he's rip snortin' red!"
Rip snortin' red by Uncle Bob Sagot November 17, 2011

screw the red head 

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull, Vodka and Orange Juice.A Screwdriver with Red Bull in it. Hence Screw the red head.
I went to the bar to screw the red head and all i left with was this drink and a smile on my face.
screw the red head by russian pete January 18, 2013

Bowser's Red Revolution 

A variation on Speed Uno (SpUno), Bowser's Red Revolution is similar to and named from the Bowser Revolution in the Mario Party games. In Speed Uno, when two red zeros are played consecutively, Bowser's Red Revolution takes effect. All players must immediately combine all of their cards and redistribute them evenly. BOWSER REVOLUTION!
Tim: "Want to play Speed Uno?"
John: "Are we including Bowser's Red Revolution?"
Tim: "That rule is for kids and failed adults who suck at SpUno"
John: "Uno teaches you Spanish"

frank's red hot sauce 

Some fire lube. It's just lit. It adds a bit of spice to masturbation.
"Gonna go use some Frank's Red Hot Sauce in the bedroom. See you in a minute"

whore who wears red lipstick