Noah's Goldfish

noah who owns a white bowl of original goldish and is now eating it...

i have a profile piuture with Noah's Goldfish

by bigballs-2904 April 26, 2025

Fent Bent at Golden Corral

Being "fent bent" at Golden Corral typically refers to the feeling of indulgence and satisfaction experienced after enjoying a hearty meal at the buffet. Picture yourself surrounded by a wide array of delicious options, from savory meats and fresh salads to decadent desserts. The atmosphere is lively, filled with the sounds of laughter and clinking plates, and you might feel a sense of camaraderie with fellow diners. After indulging in multiple helpings, there's a contented heaviness in your stomach, and you might even find yourself in a blissful food coma, reminiscing about your favorite dishes. It's a moment where the joy of good food and company comes together, leaving you feeling both satisfied and perhaps a little too full!

Bro was so fent bent at Golden Corral he tried to trade his shoe for a chocolate fountain refill.

by Blaske May 24, 2025

Dante x Goldship

When the Dante says "I LIKE HORSES" he means it, yet another solid ship, hehe.

Dante: "Guys, I think I love horses now."
Goldship: "I LOVE YOU DANTE MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T LET ME KISS YOU"
Dante: "WHAT THE FUCK HELP"
???: "Holy Dante x Goldship... wait, there's ship in her name..?"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Eaglebeef sucking on goldbars

When the Eaglebeef is seen sucking on a gold ingot usually the second phase of the battle

What phase are you in? I'm in the Eaglebeef sucking on goldbars phase

by Cools Man December 22, 2025

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023

BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

When you have to memorize resistor color codes...

A: Shit, I forgot the color value table of resistors.
B: Remember, BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

by nigeshvar June 15, 2024