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girls, gays, and theys

Content addressed to everyone except straight, cis men; "hey guys" but better.
*Posts bi-panic content*
This one's for the girls, gays, and theys❤
by CherryPie67 January 18, 2021
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gay dick syndrome

When you are straight but your dick is gay.
I tried to bang Shaquandra but couldn't get it up because of my Gay Dick Syndrome so I had to fuck Tyreke instead.
by Piss_Bread September 6, 2016
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you're mom gay

an epic roast used by gamers and cool people.
hahaha you cant play cod you're mom gay
by ROBLOXMAN69 March 6, 2018
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gay old time

1) To have a very jovial experience, such as with the intake of weed or alcohol.

2) Used by Mr Burns in the Simpsons to describe an event he had when he was younger.

3) An event pre-dating the present and that involved homosexual behaviour.
1) By jove, this Vodka is insubstantial compared to the hydro we were just smoking. But, of course, it does enhance the experience. Ah, what a gay old time we're having.

2) Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day.

3) Hey, Oscar Wilde, I hear ya've been having a gay old time down at the Gentleman's Writer club.
by Rory December 18, 2004
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Gay Teen Forum

A gay virtual hangout comprised mainly of inane and recklessly discriminating 13-25yo's who proudly strut their antagonism as if they were nothing more than innocently playful but then go to vilify those who object to their irritating behavior. They tend to decide respectability basedprimarily on popularity (typically judged superficially), all the while dismissing well-thoughtout potentially valid points of members who"everyone hates". Unpopular older, wiser members are often quickly regarded as a creeper/pedo for little to none other than their unpleasant presence; even when their behaviour's appropriate, as they normally are. The petty accusers would attempt to disguise their rationale by pointing to any mere instance where the olders either give compliments to younger members, tip them congrats or give them emotional assurance in sticky situations. As if these older veteran's presence alone is somehow inherently a threat for simply speaking to a younger member, but it rarely stops there."Creepers" apparently include those new members who (indecorously) start their first posts in the forum on the topic of dating/sex, neverminding the possibility that these may actually be real-life insecure or threatened teens who never had the chance to even talk about their homosexuality, let alone gay dating.
It's not hard to realize that GTF is less about the core values it proudly reputes itself to have and more about the leisure gained from the trouble its loudmouthed members cause.
newb_14 <3: "imgself-pic of newb14 kissing another boy's cheeks./img hii! new to gay teen forum.I jst came out to mom this year.She was kinda pissed but decided to let me to go to homecoming with my new bf anyways. I love her like moutains!
me and my bf had a great time. Its the only time I get to really be gay since this town f'in hates 'fags'. thoughts? =) "

CollegeBlackandAsianGuy23: "Hey, newb_14<3! Big warm welcome to GTF! I think it's great that you came out your freshman year in high-school. I didn't have the guts to 'cause of my own anti-gay environment. I was in hs not too long ago myself and remember good and well just how simply cruel people were. It shows that you're ahead of most gay teens of our time, and it's definitely something you should be proud of.
I'm glad for you guys. You and your boy look really cute together.
As far as your mom goes, remember that she may have it harder than you: she feels forced into the closet herself since she can't talk about your gayness to others due to the hostility SHE might face. Remember to stick by her and help her accept you just by being the son you've always been. You guys are close, and that's a good start."

17_Vigil_Bro: "newb14, do yourself a favor and stay away from CollegeGuy. hes a fucking pedo. why does HE care about your personal situation?"

Popular_GTF_Dude_20: "Whatup? great pic! if i were still in hs, I'D want to be the boy you're kissing.
shirtless plz!! (: "

17_Vigil_Bro: " ^what Popular said ^ "
by AC di Cali August 10, 2014
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Extreme Gay Chicken

When two straight guys get bored with playing 'gay chicken' the game is stepped up to an "extreme" level.

The first player must remove his pants and lube up his penis... preferably with KY warming jelly.

The second player must also remove his pants, however this contestant must lube his asshole with the chosen lubricant.

Both players then must slowly move closer together, either until one player pulls away (remaining player is deemed winner) or until it is agreed that player 1 is balls deep inside player 2 in which both players are deemed "gay".
Jason is the Tiger Woods of Extreme Gay Chicken!!
by KeaingIsTheBest June 19, 2009
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Im not gay seat

A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.
"This theater wouldn't be so crowded if there weren't so many 'Im not gay seats' being taken! GAWD"
by Arianeeeee February 10, 2007
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