Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.

"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."

by hungryhippos May 31, 2015

Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.

Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.

by cyclopentane June 27, 2023

Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso May 26, 2012

down bad

being drastically down that you have to go extreme measures to do something.

kodak from doc paid over $100 for a handjob from a massage place. He is down bad.

by docballs123 March 16, 2022

Down Horrendous

When someone is too enticed by a member of the opposite sex to the point of ditching his/her friends to add them to a val game to play and flake on his friends.

@Be_Tolerant is down horrendous

by Bchenbison December 10, 2022

Shake down shawty

Unc. Rudy.

Hey no more trays on the line shake down shawty.

by Shakedownshawty101 June 12, 2025

Pushing Shit Down A Chain

Metaphorical shit being pushed from your supervisor to you

My boss was pushing shit down a chain last week and now I have a new project.

by Sterling555 February 4, 2022