just like landers

To be a complete and total idiot. Very annoying person who thinks people look up to him. Says everything with an annoying hic accent.

Professor: Well I thouwt it would be nice for the class to study this in a group type setting. So lets get this hw in to me in 4 weeks. I like to eat dicks.
Student: Aww man, this is just like landers

just like landers by trrocks03 October 31, 2007

burnt like buttered toast 

getting burned (mentally)

you just got burnt like buttered toast

burnt like buttered toast by the party guy February 26, 2009

party like a peabody 

turning fifty years old and beating up a bunch of twenty year olds to prove to them that they are useless tools who need to die

You see jerry man?

Yeah he beat up all those kids!

PARTY LIKE A PEABODY

party like a peabody by rossssssss555 January 14, 2011

Exploded like George's wallet 

Finally had enough and "lost it";

Kept it all inside until one day just couldn't take it anymore and blew up

I had kept the hurt and anger penned up for so long, I just couldn't take it any more. I finally "exploded like George's wallet!"

Exploded like George's wallet by washedup January 23, 2011

Brady like the Bunch 

When feminin facial hair rubs against your chest while singing "birthday sex"

Brady enjoyed his girl shannon giving him the "brady like the bunch" last night

Brady like the Bunch by The Original Brady Bunch June 6, 2011

Piss Like a Super Soaker 

When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.

When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.

After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.

Piss Like a Super Soaker by Trey4Life October 23, 2011

Exotic like a white zebra 

Exotic in definition. You're fine and different.

You're exotic like a white zebra, because black zebras simply not that exotic.

Exotic like a white zebra by Little Mouse. July 8, 2011