Makhi’s Dick

All Makhi dick is really huge, always will be bigger than jacks small peanut. Minimum is 10 inches, Maximum size is 15 inches.
Makhi’s dick is huuge -Donald Trump
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Dick beat

A perjorative term used by "in-the-know" rhythm section members to describe endless blues jams of the kind typically put forth by middle-aged white guys.

Originated in Syracuse, N.Y. (the self-proclaimed "blues belt" of Central New York) circa 1995, possibly following a mind-numbing set of medium-tempo shuffles at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que.
"How'd that gig at Dinosaur go?"

"Three sets of dick beat, man."
by Tristan Fabriani July 11, 2017
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Dick Dodge

When a person is trying to avoid having sex with another.
Lacy's over there talking with her ex; he's been trying to get some "alone time" with her for the last hour, but so far she's successfully dick dodged him.
by AcalaRae March 8, 2009
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propeller dick

When a man proceeds to rotate his hips in a motion that will cause his penis to spin in a motion imitating a plane's propeller.

The dick will spin like a propeller once inside of the vagina and during oral sex the women/male will get cock slapped many times
by hec9797 December 30, 2013
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dick-berg

you know when your sitting in the bath tub with your lady friend and you have a chubby and just the tip is poking out of the water. well that my friend is a dick-berg.
Hey baby come on over here but stay clear of the dick-berg it might sink your ship.

Baby only 10% of the dick-berg is visible the other 90% is below the water.
by kyljon November 29, 2009
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Dick Crush

When a gay man has a crush on a straight man, or when a gay man's lover thinks he has a crush on a straight man.
"I can't hang out with you any more Angelo, Vic thinks I have a dick crush on you."

"Dude Mitch totally has a dick crush on you."
by SIDthug September 26, 2009
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tall dick

A condition wherein a person of taller than average height has average/below average penile dimensions.
I went down on Jimbo last weekend. Another case of tall dick.
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