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Old Polish Cheese Wurst 

The act of ejaculating on to another person, and lighting the semen on fire as it come out, often leaving the target with 2nd degree burns, and a smell of burning hair or flesh
Guy 1: Hey, man, why did you and J break up?
Guy 2: We tried the Old Polish Cheese Wurst and she got really pissed. I guess the burn treatments cost a lot
Guy 1:Well, that must have been exciting!
Old Polish Cheese Wurst by Spikex August 30, 2012

cheesedick 

The name given to someone who watches porn while eating Cheetos. Usually given away by the cheese stain on clothing.

He is the original cheesedick.

The nick name of Chesta Cheetos.
Look at that cheesedick. Looks like he hade the flaming hot cheetos.
cheesedick by GFL December 24, 2007

Cheesecake 

A cake made of cheese, cheese and cake...cheese and cake...if it wasn't already an established dessert, would you eat it? Would you? No i thought not...unless you happen to be a goat...

(in the same way that carrot cake is wrong, a vegetable cake?)
"want some cheesecake?"
"WHAT!??!? Cheese...in cake?...
...oh go on then"
Cheesecake by Fiffles August 16, 2004

cheesecake 

a yeast infection where chucky puss comes out the vagina... GROSS
i was about to fuck my girlfriend for the first time till she took off her pants and i noticed the cheesecake
cheesecake by taliantim56 May 1, 2010

Blue Cheese 

A professional man lacking in individual fashion flare.
Always seen wearing a blue shirt (blu) and chinos (chis).
The only thing more generic than blue cheese is blue cheese with deck shoes.
Blue Cheese by Pes Anserinus July 13, 2012

string cheese 

When a woman who is not quite built to wear thong underwear wears one and her rear end looks like a giant mass of cottage cheese.
Hey... get a load (and I mean LOAD) of Anna Nicole Smith's string cheese!
string cheese by joshuasmommy November 1, 2003