When a wife does not feel like sleeping with her spouse, she allows him to pleasure himself and finish on her back.
Lesley, I'm super horny. Let's have sex.
"I'm too tired Andy, just jerk off and give me a dirty back"
"I'm too tired Andy, just jerk off and give me a dirty back"
by Iyla Vanal December 25, 2025
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The belief that ideas, behaviors, or knowledge from the past are inherently superior or more correct simply because they are familiar or were learned earlier in life; often used to dismiss new research, technology, or cultural change with phrases like “back in my day.”
The belief that ideas, behaviors, or knowledge from the past are inherently superior or more correct simply because they are familiar or were learned earlier in life; often used to dismiss new research, technology, or cultural change with phrases like “back in my day.”
His refusal to accept modern linguistics was pure back-then-ism—he trusted what he learned decades ago over current research.
by Henrik J December 31, 2025
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Get the stop fucking my back mug.Back in the day when everything was better. Usually used by older people sitting in house parties, reminiscing about the old days!
by Oddy the oddball January 5, 2026
Get the Back in the day mug.I'm sorry for not turning to face you at this moment. Or, I am about to turn/walk away; please forgive the otherwise implied insult.
by Minaj_Lewinsky January 7, 2026
Get the Pardon My Back mug.When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.
by ChaseA January 8, 2026
Get the Uncle Sam’s back door special mug.A back slap is used when you slap your partner in the back of their head while you are receiving a blow-job. When you slap her she coughs and chokes for about 10 seconds.
by Timon Yonger November 23, 2021
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