Fox News

A news show starting with the intent of relaying news about fox's, and fox related things turned very political channel for smilingly no reason. In an interview, multiple talk show hosts have said that the foxes spoke to them, and that the only politics they knew were from the mouth of the animal itself. while some viewed these as jokes, they were neither said in a joking tone, and the words themselves had no joke in it. At first It was believed that the switch was due to lack of fox related content, but the hosts deny this whole-heartily saying "it's what the foxes thought was best."

Guy 1: do you like Fox News?
Guy 2: yeah! I love it.

Guy 1: huh? I thought you were really left leaning..
Guy 2: what the fuck do foxes have to do with politics?

Guy 1: ohhh. You haven't seen the show since the switch.
Guy 2: what the fuck are you talking about?

by bestie b0b0 November 15, 2021

new knoxville ohio

A stupid small town where the school should not exist like go to New Bremen. I do not recommend coming here.

Where do you live New Knoxville Ohio

by Soupy…soup November 18, 2021

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021

parsippany New Jersey

This town is the definition of suburban h*ll. The text book definition

Parsippany New Jersey is urban hell

by Yellowfang42266 September 7, 2021

new pinch

When someone buys or gets something new

Oh wow that’s such a cool shirt, new pinch

by Actionreplayy September 11, 2021

Madness Network News

Madness Network News is an American psychiatric abolition website for psychiatric survivors, mad, disabled, and neurodivergent people. Madness's work is rooted in disability justice and mad liberation movements.

Jared learned about Madness Network News after reading a piece in the New York Times.

by MVm\M September 13, 2021

Bad News Brown

A massive shit someone drops in the toilet named after the WWE wrestler.

(Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”

by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021