sort the dicks

verb: the process of separating coupons according to short, long, skinny, fat, dark, light, old, new, local and foreign with the logo of the sporting good's store name.

Tonight we must sort the dicks together.

by Chikalay May 11, 2010

Dick Wind

Whatever you want to to be.

See that girl over there, gave her the dick wind last night.
Damn, what's the smell/sound? Oh, that's the dick wind.
Last night was so awesome, I woke up this morning and got the dick wind.
Hey dude can I get some of that? Nah man get your own dick wind.

by FitzyFTW November 19, 2014

ri-dick

Created in February 2005 in Apex, a slang version of "ridiculous." Used to show 1. satisfaction, 2. surprise, 3. craze, 4. disappointment...etc.

1. That lap dance was ri-dick.
2. Oh my God! That's ri-dick!
3. Hold me back because I'm gonna go ri-dick on his ass.
4. This grade is fucking ri-dick.

by Bazzle March 6, 2005

dick gnat

An annoying girl or groupie who is constanly "buzzing arounnd" band members. Similar to those little gnats that buzz around the genitals of dogs.

Man, that girl is at every single one of our shows. She is such a dick gnat!

by JC95 September 28, 2008

brig-dick

A very small penis on a big muscular dude.

Jane: "how was sex with that hottie you met at the gym last night?"

Jessica: "Ugh- he had such a brig-dick! I couldn't feel a thing!"
Jane: "damn, what a shame! i hate brig-dicks! They always confuse the fuck out of me- like how are you so big and muscular and then your dick is the size of a toddlers?!"

by JaneJessica May 19, 2017

dick ups

An inverted push up, using your hips you thrust in an upward motion. Giving you stamina & dick strength.

I wouldn't have lasted as long as I did if I didn't do my dick ups every day.

by Psych0Smil3s July 15, 2016

Dick Chest

Noun: usually a male: one who allows his peers to manscape his chest hair into penis like formations, showers in the ocean, and tans like a ginger infant.

Dick Chest came storming through the beach house pissed off because he took a shower and were not even leaving. This is horse shit

by Tits523 July 15, 2014