Young fart

It's a fart that barely just came out but you know it's going drop hard like a rapper's beat.

Well when Makayla farted it started off as a young fart and we all knew we were doomed.

by SlickbackYT August 1, 2018

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farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

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Farts

They're delicious.

"Damn, that's some musical farts!"

by LowBitrateSeizure April 22, 2023

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fart is that thing that just comes out of your ass sometimes out of nowhere, or on purpose. i love farting. you know when youre in class and you just got that big ass fart waiting to just shine? well, it’s always either the silent but deadly, or the loud but doesn’t stink. now, choose wisely, because either you wanna be blamed for letting it all out, OR do you want an evacuation at your school just because your ass can’t hold in a simple fart.

ben: hey man, it kinda stinks..did you..y’know, fart?

max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.

ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!

by i love eating poop November 1, 2021

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Squirrel fart

The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness

For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart

by IAmAnoMinOs December 29, 2021

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Fart Shark

When your date literally GASlights you into thinking you farted, when it was really them.

Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”

Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”

Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”

by Lady Dunnsalot January 15, 2024

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