Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

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I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

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at this time

"at this time" is what you hear when someone at Publix is politely telling you NO. There is never going to be a future time, so deal with it.

"Printed and digital coupons are not redeemable through Instacart at this time." "We are not able to issue rain checks for out of stock products at this time." "Hi John, we do not have any information on this at this time."

by Lord_Flatulence June 22, 2022

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What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.

“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023

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Miimer Time

A period of voluntary isolation used to recuperate ones thoughts and mental state after particularly social events such as work, school, gatherings of sorts etc

What a long day of work. I’m going to spend some miimer time in my bedroom for a little bit, so im well adjusted for time spent with the family later

by Stinkybum88 November 25, 2025

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