dumps like a truck 

An analogy used to describe people, usually larger ones, who excrimate their feces in a manner resembling a dumptruck dumping it's load.

Man, that fat old b1tch dumps like a truck

dumps like a truck by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008

Smells like the inside of an ass hole 

The worse smell imaginable because in an ass hole there is a lot of shit and fart concentrated and confined to a very small place.

What is that smell? It smells like the inside of an ass hole.

Smells like the inside of an ass hole by The Fury 13 November 21, 2010

feels like jelly 

Something that is awesome. An event or happening that make you feel great.

Second base at last! It feels like jelly.

I just ollied over that couch while drinking a mountain dew. It feels like jelly.

You look really cool with your mohawk and shades.
It feels like jelly.

feels like jelly by russrobot April 4, 2011

pity like

The likes given to any status updates by a person from his/her other facebook friends. Same as pity sex, but not.

John's hit an all time record of pity likes for his fb post saying his gf left him for a rubber duck.

pity like by Rat in a maze April 12, 2011

fits like a glove 

When you slide in with little to no space left

When Bakkum enters he fits like a glove

fits like a glove by Bassdrumdude June 26, 2016

freaking out like Mchugh

V. When one has not had their dip for the morning and they freak out like a worthless highschool thinks he can play college ball but is just plain too lazy football running back, it is also followed by flailing arm motions, strange grunting noises and a large pinch of dip(Equivalent to half a can).

"Woah I havent had my dip yet this morning, I'm Freaking out like Mchuch, Buuggghhhhaaaa."

freaking out like Mchugh by Butt Deezy March 8, 2005