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fart smelly

fart smelly is a deadbeat mom who produces deadbeat kids, got all kids took away at birth, 1st kid doesn’t have a dad 6 dna test and no winning contestants, 2nd kid has a kid and doesnt do shit ( likes to baby trap ) also smelly kelly also known as fart smelly ( very fat and smelly ) doesnt do shit for her grandkid but wants to act like she’s involved. when fart smelly texts the bm to “her” grandchild she makes excuses and doesnt follow the rules of the babys schedule, argues with bm every couple weeks bc she didnt raise her kids and knowns that babys need to be on a schedule. repeats herself like a black woman. doesnt read context clues, has no backbone, is really fat and smelly, is sad and miserable, has a drug problem, is a brother and homie hopper, ran through, traumatizes kids and flashes them ( with lesbian tendencies ) did i mention shes really smelly? dates married guys names clitus, also hoped on his brother, very very very smelly, shaves everyday and skin feels like an alligator, smelly kelly so smelly her underwear super smelly, constantly has bv, bacterial vaginosis, and unbalanced ph. likes to hit on kids, doesnt care abt any of her kids and one grandchild, fights her kids as well, trys to run kids over with car, makes everything about her, smelly kelly is a nazi, fart smelly sharts her pants.
“ewwww ur a fart smelly”
“nah dont ever disrespect me like that again”

you need to stop acting like fart smelly”

“you a fart smelly”
“whats that?”
“a deadbeat bitchh”

“eewwwwwwyyy you got the fart smelly puss”
“heyyyy stop that i only fucked 5 guys today”
by jim bithelll July 8, 2025
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Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart
"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."
by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017
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Fart

The act of gas inside of your stomach being forced out by either a burp or a fart
Excreting gas from your ass

“Yo I just fucking farted, it stinks in here now!”
by Nothingness is in my brain February 1, 2022
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what the fart

"What the fart" is a humorous and clean version of "what the hell" or "what the fuck". It also links with the phrase "fart you". The slang is most often used by individuals ages 12-17 and can be used in any circumstance, particularly when something surprising occurs.
Bro, did you see that?
What the fart just happened..
by anonymous4651 April 16, 2023
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fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.
In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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Fart of a thing

A country saying which makes reference to someone/something that is small
This apple is a fart of a thing.
You are only a fart of a thing.
by Michella_. September 9, 2018
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Fart

by Dehdybfs December 15, 2019
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