She's got a clit like a punchbag 

When the female species has become extremely aroused from sexual contact, her clitoris becomes swollen like a punchbag

I went down on a woman once and tried to explain to my mates her clit become, her clitoris hood become so swollen and excited, this expression was the only way I could describe it was to say "Hey mate, Christ, you remember "A", well she's got a clit like a punchbag, it was sooooo swollen, I could of got my gloves on and started a fitness session....in fact, I got a great session....

She's got a clit like a punchbag by MetroLima June 1, 2011

dumps like a truck 

An analogy used to describe people, usually larger ones, who excrimate their feces in a manner resembling a dumptruck dumping it's load.

Man, that fat old b1tch dumps like a truck

dumps like a truck by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008

Smells like the inside of an ass hole 

The worse smell imaginable because in an ass hole there is a lot of shit and fart concentrated and confined to a very small place.

What is that smell? It smells like the inside of an ass hole.

Smells like the inside of an ass hole by The Fury 13 November 21, 2010

feels like jelly 

Something that is awesome. An event or happening that make you feel great.

Second base at last! It feels like jelly.

I just ollied over that couch while drinking a mountain dew. It feels like jelly.

You look really cool with your mohawk and shades.
It feels like jelly.

feels like jelly by russrobot April 4, 2011

pity like

The likes given to any status updates by a person from his/her other facebook friends. Same as pity sex, but not.

John's hit an all time record of pity likes for his fb post saying his gf left him for a rubber duck.

pity like by Rat in a maze April 12, 2011

fits like a glove 

When you slide in with little to no space left

When Bakkum enters he fits like a glove

fits like a glove by Bassdrumdude June 26, 2016