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Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
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That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..
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