Monkey on the back

A addiction, difficult task, or problem that cant be easily shaken or discarded.

Monkey on the back

Boss put a monkey on my back. Have decide who get laid off.

Tha low life pu th monkee back on EJ. He back on the Her'on agin

An't my Monkey aint my circus - cant help you.

by RedCarl January 21, 2022

Russian Back Blowout

when a man fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, cums in a vodka bottle, flips the girl upside down on her head (so her asshole is facing up), then you jam the vodka bottle in her ass as far as the thing can go. Leave it to where she has to ass chug the whole bottle.

She shit blood after I gave her the Russian Back Blowout, she was also blackout drunk lmao.

by funkyboi6754 April 8, 2020

Anthony Back

A recluse person that stays at home and watches cooking shows. Smokes brisket and falls asleep. Eats a lot. Drinks Titos and can’t make u-turns in an RV. Has no sense of humor.

You’re gluttonous like Anthony Back. All you do is watch TV, eat, and drink.

by Mastermind714 December 7, 2022

lizzard back

The seam along the backside/bottom of one's scrotem.

That sloot licked me from my butthole to the dick end of my blizzard back.

by Lt Humperstuck December 8, 2015

shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

rattle that back

To have sex with a girl from the back.
To bang a chick doggystyle and roughly.
Smash Box and all you can see is her back.

"Yo sorry I left the club early last night but this girl wanted it bad so i had to bring her home n Rattle that back."
"with that fine body all I wanted to do was rattle that back all night"

by justgotreal89 September 18, 2016

Back Porched

Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.

"We drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006