Burger at Sidcup

When an individual has burped and a bit of sick came up

"Dan, your breath is awful! "

"Sorry... I just had a burger at Sidcup"

by Mallo82 June 13, 2024

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shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

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Fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl

Taken back by extreme shock or disbelief; or if you are in the same room as a baddie and both have no clothes on

*loses 1000 dollars on roulette*
You “fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl that sucks”

by Jaysteve12 January 23, 2026

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A bong with a side of waffle fries

When two people have sexual intercourse and one ejaculates into a cup or any object that can hold the seamen and then is poured into a bong with water and mixed in. Then crush up the weed and smoke it and the the left over seamen is used to suck into a straw then stuffed up the bum and spit it all out into the anal hole until none left so when the person shits the shit will be white.

Me n my bf went to a party and there was a crazy chick called raphi fisher who stank of poo and was as hairy as punch the monkey who then said let me have a bong with a side of waffle fries but no one wanted to go near her because that bush was sticking out from the side of her pants.

by I hate Indians February 27, 2026

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