Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.

Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”

by GMSsvage November 23, 2023

3rd of December

Ur bf goes to Germany and doesn’t get back till 11pm on the 4th so u can’t get his hoodie

Oh Lily u don’t get a 3rd of December

by Kenald is bae November 26, 2023

11th of December

The official-unofficial thank you short friend day. Thank your short friend for breathing in all the bad air from the ground.

"Thank you" - tall person
"Why are you thanking me?" -short person
"It's the 11th of December, official-unofficial thank your short friend day" -tall person

by Wowuu<3 December 1, 2023

destroy your eyes december

Destroy your eyes december is where you turn all of your social media's theme light mode for all of december

Hey are you participating in destroy your eyes december?
No, I want to keep my vision

by WyattM8 December 1, 2023

3rd of December

international give your girlfriend (or partner) a sweater as a gesture for your eternal love

james: its the 3rd of december tomorrow
tima: okay and?
james: i need to go give my girlfriend my sweater to show her that i love her!!

by mrs tulip December 2, 2023

3rd of December

Steal someone's sweater day

"It's 3rd of December"
*your friend walking*
*you steal the sweater they're holding and run away*
Friend:hey that's mine

by Kewlawdabest December 2, 2023

3rd of December

3rd of of December seems like an average day - but it's more than that. Gone viral for the "Heather" song by Conan Gray, (amazing singer with good humor btw) specifically drawn out by the lines "you gave her your sweater, it's just polyester"
The song spread all around every platform, and each year on December the 3rd people celebrate the day.

Aka. Heather day :)

"Dude, it's 3rd of December"
"So?"
"Go give your girl a sweater"

by Oasis Lady December 3, 2023