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ri-dick

Created in February 2005 in Apex, a slang version of "ridiculous." Used to show 1. satisfaction, 2. surprise, 3. craze, 4. disappointment...etc.
1. That lap dance was ri-dick.
2. Oh my God! That's ri-dick!
3. Hold me back because I'm gonna go ri-dick on his ass.
4. This grade is fucking ri-dick.
by Bazzle March 6, 2005
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sort the dicks

verb: the process of separating coupons according to short, long, skinny, fat, dark, light, old, new, local and foreign with the logo of the sporting good's store name.
Tonight we must sort the dicks together.
by Chikalay May 11, 2010
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Pond Dick

The only STD not caused by sexual intercourse with another human, Pond Dick occurs when one swims in a dirty pond covered with green, toxic algae. Parasites dwelling beneath the algae cluster around a male's penis when that male jumps into said pond. Upon exiting the pond, the parasites burrow into the penis, leaving a bumpy rash known as Pond Dick. This condition cannot be treated and is generally more feared than the HIV virus.
Brian: I'm not running tomorrow, because I want to go swimming in the pond.
Steve: Aren't you worried you might get Pond Dick?
Brian: You're right. I'll come to practice. The pond has too much green slime. I definitely do not want to obtain Pond Dick.
by watchdog101 July 31, 2010
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Cammal Dick

cameron is a cammal dick
by i is me and me is i July 25, 2011
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tall dick

A condition wherein a person of taller than average height has average/below average penile dimensions.
I went down on Jimbo last weekend. Another case of tall dick.
by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 5, 2018
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Dick Crush

When a gay man has a crush on a straight man, or when a gay man's lover thinks he has a crush on a straight man.
"I can't hang out with you any more Angelo, Vic thinks I have a dick crush on you."

"Dude Mitch totally has a dick crush on you."
by SIDthug September 26, 2009
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dick-berg

you know when your sitting in the bath tub with your lady friend and you have a chubby and just the tip is poking out of the water. well that my friend is a dick-berg.
Hey baby come on over here but stay clear of the dick-berg it might sink your ship.

Baby only 10% of the dick-berg is visible the other 90% is below the water.
by kyljon November 29, 2009
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