shit key

When the word "shift" (key) is typo'd as "shit".

Tish iz on ur keyboards pressin ur shit.
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Tish iz on ur keyboards pressin ur shit key. It turns everything u write to shit.

by Cakeeee January 23, 2009

fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.

Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.

by guytheginger September 4, 2020

Nomex shit

The task of taking a shit while wearing nomex or some other fire retardant clothing. For those who have not experienced this, it is very difficult and involves alot of work and sweat. Especially when taking place in a portable toilet.

Jim was breathing heavily upon leaving the bathroom. "did he just take some chick into the bathroom for a quickie?" his co-workers ask. No, he just took a nomex shit.

by Mr. Ko-Ray June 14, 2011

shit and run

The act of poopin on the floor of a gas station with someone waiting outside to go (that you dont know) and when the walk in and see the shit you run.

"dude we just did a shit and run at the gas station the guy goes what the fuck?! it was so funny"

by Mock 3 December 23, 2009

Good Shit

Gerard Way

*listening to MCR or any emo band*
"That's some good shit." *single tear streams down your face*

by daddydooda June 16, 2018

Shit Purgatory

A state of existence in which the sufferer is subjected to a prolonged bout of Shit Labor, oftentimes making multiple unsuccessful trips to the commode. Sensation is characterized by the familiar symptoms of an impending bowel movement, though the subject finds that even spirited attempts to deliver the specimen are met with futility.

After loading up on cheese steak sandwiches, Charles became beseiged by the pains of Shit Labor. After multiple trips to the toilet with no tangible result, Charles realized he had become trapped in Shit Purgatory.

by Rev. Be Easy November 19, 2011

Shit of a prick

'Shit of a prick' is a word often used to describe a deep hatred for somebody.
Literally, 'shit of a prick' describes excrement coming out of the head of a penis, thus 'shit of a prick' is an exotic way of describing someone as an arsehole.

Kid 1: Look, it's that guy who stabbed my rabbit.
Kid 2: That's sucks dude...
Kid 3: Apparently he is shit of a prick...
Kid 1: Sounds about right.

by thatguyinthecornerwhoenjoysit November 23, 2013