The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020

nut

Semen or cum, can also be used as a verb (I am nutting) NOTE not to be mistaken as food even though both taste great

A = hey bro whats that yoghurt
B = ITS MY NUT
A = protein filled me likey

by leader of the lizard people August 6, 2018

nuts

informal, noun Go to hell.

German Commander: So, will you surrender?

American Commander (to the German Commander): Nuts!

by STCKS December 3, 2021

No Nut November

A yearly challenge where a man must not ejaculate A.K.A bust a nut or have a sexual intercourse with another partner for the whole month of November.

Guy 1: Yo dude, did you survive No Nut November
Guy 2: Yeah, actually, I had superpowers, I can elevate and although November started only 2 weeks ago.

by GoGamerlol November 2, 2019

deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

Nut Frosting

Splatter from dropping a deuce that lands on your scrotum. Only to be found when you give them a wipe.

That Taco Bell ripped right through me. It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to wipe all the Nut Frosting off my sack.

by JackDaddy6294 August 3, 2023

nut induced amnesia

when you nut on her forehead so hard that she forgets what she was doing and jerks you off a second time

Me: Jenny was going down on me right
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!

by thebigboicheese June 20, 2018