10 definitions by Discord Luigi

When you die in COD or fail an assignment given to ypu whether it'd be IRL or in a video game.

no, its not gay... unless you're talking about the OTHER definition, if you are, you're weird.
Teacher:Thomas, you've scored 58%, you've failed.

Tom:PISS IN MY ASS!

or alternateivly,

*john is about to finally beat the final boss of elden ring*

*john dies*

Game Over

John:PISS IN MY ASS!
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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Often used as a way to trick a dumbass into asking whos ligma.

Google the other definition, this is the meme version.
Jim:its so sad that warren buffet died of ligma

Tom:who the fuck is warren buffet?

Jim:Ligma balls.

OR

Bob:oh wait, im getting a call from ligma.

Tim:who is ligma?

Bob:Lig-lig- ligma balls!!!
by Discord Luigi July 29, 2022
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ˌnju mə(ʊ)nəʊˌʌltrəˌmʌɪkrə(ʊ)ˈskɒpɪkˌsɪlɪkəʊvɒlˌkeɪnəʊˌkəʊnɪˈəʊsɪs

an invented long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust.
Doctor: Sir, have you inhaled any ash or sand dust?

Patient:Yes.

Doctor:Well i'm afraid you might have pneumenoultramicroscopicillivolcanoconiosis.

Patient:what
by Discord Luigi August 16, 2022
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When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.
Bill Cosby Group Chat

John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!

Tim:what happened?

John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!

Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?

Bob:yo what happened?

John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!

Bob:Who?

John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!

Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...

Tim:Did i ask?

Bob:what?

Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?

Bob was kicked from the group chat.
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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When you're DMing one of your friends to hop on a game like for example,
Discord

John:yo tom wanna hop on fortnite so we can crank some 90s

Tom:hell yea
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.
tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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You hate someone, so much. Fuck them.
Bob:yo tim is kyle here?

Tim:Shut the fuck up of course not!

Bob:Damn, i really wanted to give him this leftover weed i got from the market

Tim:What?

Bob:What?

Kyle:Sorry i was la- oh, Tim is here..

Tim: Fuck you Kyle.

Kyle: Fuck you bitch.

Bob:woah! Settle down fellas! Anyway heres your weed kyle.

Kyle:Thanks B.

Tim: *slowly reaches for phone to call the cops*

Bob & Kyle:Dont you dare.

(disclaimer: i do not have any friends called kyle, tim or bob)
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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