johnny klebitz 

A badass biker with a heart of gold.

''Johnny Klebitz is so awesome''
''I know right, he just rocks''

johnny klebitz by Reggae Rasta May 26, 2014

Daniel Johnston 

Musician and artist who suffers from Bipolar Disorder. Has a cult following, but achieved little commercial success. His music is marked by profound emotion.

"Remember when Kurt Cobain wore that Daniel Johnston shirt? More famous people should do that."

Daniel Johnston by EdgarM. November 29, 2007

Johnny Blaze 

nickname given to Method Man from the Wu-Tang Clan... also a clothing line from the 90's...

"Give back what his mother gave him, mother made him
and now she can't even save him, Johnny Blaze 'em"

"Who got John Blaze shit? Suckin my dick to get famous
So I switch blades to Dangerous"

"I got these phat ass Johnny Blaze jeans cheap in NYC."

Johnny Blaze by jotz May 13, 2005

johnson family jewels 

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

johnson family jewels by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009

Richard johnson

Another name for Dick Dick

That guy is a Richard Johnson.

Richard johnson by Johnson Richard October 15, 2013

Johnny sins

The reason i failed no nut november.

1: How did you fail no nut november?

2: Because of Johnny sins.

Johnny sins by Big cum machine 2000 November 4, 2021

Jack Johnson

A blonde haired rapper/singer who is 1/2 of Jack and Jack and is super dirty. Was once part of MagCon and has super cool friends including Jake Foushe Jack Gilinsky Nash Grier and Shawn Mendes. Also is a sex God

Girl 1: OMG HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED JACK AND JACKS NEW EP CALIBRASKA?

Girl 2: YASS AND JACK JOHNSONS RAPPING IS SO DOPE

Jack Johnson by Bringitback4shawn August 22, 2015