Game Simp

Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)

Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?

Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.

Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.

by Brave Weekend Warrior February 28, 2022

i'm not about this game

The thing people say when they play a game so scary that they feel like bailing out.

*Plays FNaF 2*

"Bro, i'm not about this game man."
*Gets jumpscared and intense scream*

by awesome_kitty August 22, 2018

1st Period Gaming

Playing crappy unblocked games on a school tech device in class because your bored and don't wanna do work.

She was 1st period gaming during math so she could be occupied.

by Webster's Father's Father October 26, 2020

video games

Lots of people play these. Ask any random person and at least one out of ten will say: "yes, i do play video games." In fact, about 40% of the world's population do. There are billions of these to play. As you will see below, these are ONLY for leisure and NOT for regular use...

QWERTY: its the weekend. im gonna play some video games.
QWERTYUIOP:ok. DO NOT SPEND 300 HOURS ON IT!!!!!
QWERTY: bleeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh viiideooo gammmessss!!!!!!!!!
QWERTYUIOP: uh oh.. gone hyper. AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hissingcobra May 7, 2022

Caught a game for a recruit

During sex when you are in bland old missionary, and your Charlie horse or hamstring starts cramping badly enough that you lose your erection. You are officially too old for this partner.

“How’d it go with Julie? Dem tiddies are LEGIT!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”

by Fungordon May 15, 2022

Gadget Gaming

A British discord user who runs a Minecraft server by the name of "The Multiverse SMP". He does a lot for the server, Discord and Minecraft alike, and is quite frankly underappreciated.

"Guys I was talking to Gadget Gaming today and he said 'woog'."

by Yellow Hoodie July 15, 2022

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025