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A perticularly large poo, one that should it be dropped would register on the richter scale. Often used in the context of stupidity.
A: Oh my god, i cant believe you just ate that browner.

B: That guy just did a browner in my fish pond!
browner by jesus March 25, 2004

Brown Scarf

Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.
Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
Brown Scarf by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

it is a stupid example of pointless typing practice
as useful as typing "computer" a thousand times over
no matter how many times you practice, you'll never type "z" very efficiently
so give it up
try typing things that matter
... please don't fire me big boss man
... I'm sorry I lit your house on fire
... electrostatic shock is a serious concern for hackers the world over

Brownsburg 

Famous for the t.v. Show "The Burg" starring juniors and seniors and their endeavor in going to prom in two Honda vans.
"Mom why are those souts in that van?"
"it's ok honey those are girls going to the Brownsburg prom"
Brownsburg by Bburgjosh October 30, 2011

brown elvis 

a name given to a brown guy with long sideburns who will say random lines like "i won't", downloads porn, and wheels around in his boxers
Q:what would u call a brown guy with long sideburn, dances to elvis and has nothing else better to do with his time then to download porn?
f: why brown elvis of course!
brown elvis by freddie modin November 29, 2004

brown trout roundabout 

is the act in which, usually a mariner forcefully inserts a large fish hence the brown trout part into, usually a virgin and twists so as to cause excrutiating pain to her
mariner: i got totaly wasted last night, went to the local village and gave the youngest i could find the old brown trout roundabout!!