a name given to a brown guy with long sideburns who will say random lines like "i won't", downloads porn, and wheels around in his boxers
Q:what would u call a brown guy with long sideburn, dances to elvis and has nothing else better to do with his time then to download porn?
f: why brown elvis of course!
by freddie modin November 30, 2004
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