Alex

my pookie wookie i love you so much your my bsf so im dedicating this to you

Me: Alex is the best🫶
Literally anybody else: Hell yeah!

by Rosina Y. Herra May 11, 2024

Alex

the cutest and hottest guy ever. Alex is outgoing, too funny that makes u laugh ur ass off, he’s has a smile that makes u have butterflies in your stomach, especially those dimples. he also is amazing at football and basketball. he often does that flicking hair thing which IS SO fucking hot. he’s also knows how to get girls.

Madison: Have you seen alex play football?
Me: I did and he’s is so hot, right?
Madison: Exactly.

by CutieTomato May 13, 2024

Alex Turner

THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.

That man is so fine, just not as fine as Alex Turner.

by AlexsTurnerussy(PinterestUser) May 14, 2024

Alex

Dude who's got a big gyatt

Mark: damn that guy's got gyatt

Simon: that's alex

by anonymous May 28, 2024

Alex

A man who likes that femboy gyatt

man my friend alex loves that femboy gyatt

by TheRealJeremyRodriguez May 29, 2024

Alexander

MOST ANNOYING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET

THEY HAVE NO FUTURE
THEY ARE AS DUMB AS A ABSOLUTE FLAGPOLE
THEY ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN

'ew, why does it stink here'

'augh, theres Alexander again"

by SI33p May 29, 2024

alex

a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)

Girl1: OMG is that Alex?

Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.

by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024