Brown Ratatouille

An elegant meal prepared by putting a long piece of human excrement in the freezer, then running it through a mandolin once it has achieved its desired consistency in the freezer. The thin cuts are then put in a big bowl in the traditional ratatouille shape. This is a traditional pledge in Portland, Oregon.

William Knight wanted to join our frat, so we made him eat a whole bowl of Brown Ratatouille as a pledge, what an idiot.

by Bussah Nut November 30, 2024

brown annie

Irish ghost that shits in your bed. attracted to power lines.

darling did you shit the bed last night?

no, it was brown annie

by ud queen December 4, 2017

Brown Key

Where one shits on a keyboard.

Brown Key

by Calern7 April 22, 2023

Brown Eye

A slang word for butthole

Me and Kelly did anal last night. I stuck it in her brown eye.

by Brown Eye Mike June 23, 2022

Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.

My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020